- ... sometimes I'm excited to go to bed because there's a cold Coke waiting for me in the fridge when I wake up?
- ... I only started washing my face on a routine basis [read: ever] when I discovered
wet wipes for adultspre-moistened face wash cloths?
- ... I print a receipt at the ATM even though I obsessively check my bank accounts online daily?
- ... last week at the grocery store, I caught a man rummaging through the trash next to the Redbox for receipts, and then gathering the high dollar items from those receipts and taking them to the service desk for cash and I didn't do anything except tell Linda?
- ... I check the mail and if there's nothing good or for me, I just leave it in the box?
- ... my internet super-sleuthing skills both amaze and terrify me?
- ... two and a half years later I still don't care?