Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I shall...

...stop beginning sentences with "If you know me well..." or "Those who know me well...". No more qualifying my readers. I shall state fact as fact and let you get to know me. Or glory in the sameness you know me to be.

...not get overwhelmed by trying to force the pieces to fit. They'll come together in time.

....not forget the feeling of contentment when I manually steer my life back on a straighter course and pay a little more attention to the road signs.

...make others feel good about themselves in unexpected ways.

...call about my health insurance tomorrow to see if they've wised up and decided to pay my broken leg claim.

...one day entice my blog lurkers to comment. Slowly but surely, yall will come around; I can feel it.

...not apologize for the fact that I go overboard in planning and hosting.

...continue to hope.

...not eat half a bag of gummy bears right before bed ever again.

10 comments:

Tiffany said...

I love your blog, you have such a witty personality!I decided to secure my blog, but I'll send you an invite, if you ever want to check it out just stop by. Glad to see things are going so well for you.

ju said...

how about a bag of cinnamon bears?

Whits said...

so I was up last night when you updated your fb status to say that you posted late. I typed "and I'm so glad I'm up to read it" but somehow it didn't post on your wall. I was sad.

Thanks for the late night post. I'll almost ALWAYS be up to read it first!

Rachel said...

this lurker is tempted to comment.

Anonymous said...

Kinda like within the first few minutes of meeting me, you complimented me on my personal management of my bangs? Yeah, that totally made me feel good about myself, in a very unexpected way. You can mark that 'shall' off your list!

Mallory Jan said...

PLEASE COME AND LIVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vanessa said...

wha? how do you know you have lurkers?

Anonymous said...

You know that post where you wanted words that look like they rhyme, but don't? I thought of a fivesome:

through, cough, bough, though, rough

NatAttack said...

ANON -- I am IMPRESSED. Seriously, that's amazing. I'd give you the proper credit and shout-out if I knew who you were.

Cheers!

Joseph said...

I ate half of a Chipotle burrito last night right before bed and I felt great this morning.

Definitely, maybe, probaby related posts:

If NatA! posted a photo with this blog, here it is!