Thursday, November 06, 2008

Monkeys trump Darwin

OH. MY. GOSH. Oh my gosh. Oh my GOSH.

I just ate the poisonous part of my banana.

I MIGHT DIE. Right? That's what they tell you growing up. Not to eat that gray bottom. But I DID. ON ACCIDENT. This is NOT A CRY FOR HELP.

I'M GOING TO DIE. 15 days before my European cruise. Booooooo.

Life is so unfair.

3 comments:

Jody said...

Oh darn. I guess I'll have to go in your place. Shoot.

Nat Attack said...

Jod--I'M nervous about being seasick. With as ill as you've been, the thought of you being on the ship makes ME seasick already. Oye.

erin black said...

Well, it's been nice knowing you.
As soon as I read about the poisonous banana part, I had a distinct taste in my mouth--yuck. That tastes so bad you might WANT to die. But quickly.
Sooo jealous about the cruise!!

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