OH. MY. GOSH. Oh my gosh. Oh my GOSH.
I just ate the poisonous part of my banana.
I MIGHT DIE. Right? That's what they tell you growing up. Not to eat that gray bottom. But I DID. ON ACCIDENT. This is NOT A CRY FOR HELP.
I'M GOING TO DIE. 15 days before my European cruise. Booooooo.
Life is so unfair.