Craigslist has some freaking hilarious personal ads. I don't know if it's because the listings are free or what... but there is some hilarious crap on here. My favorites:
Ali, from Saudi Arabia, is studying English at the U. He enjoys pink-pank, the moon, and playing teens.
From now on, I too will refer to ping-pong as "pink-pank."
Brian, from SoCal but moving to Park City, is a previous snowboard instructor who wants to find someone as physically beautiful as emotionally beautiful. He also wants someone who is 420 friendly.
Brian should watch out for narcs patrolling craigslist.
Do you want to help this man find adventure?
Please ladies, don't stalk this man. He has nice teeth, shoes, and isn't interested in immature blondes. Also, beware because a lot of the attractive women he meets don't interest him on the inside.
Two words. Fantastic kisser.