J-Simp

If Jessica Simpson had more photos looking like this, I wouldn't....

a) ..... think she looked like an alien

b) ..... think her mouth implodes her whole face

c) ..... mind her so much.

J-Simp. You may be dating John Mayer, and we're all well and happy for you, just keep looking like this and people won't get so sick of you.

Can't wait to see you, live in concert in New York, on the Today show Friday morning. Hope the larengitis doesn't cancel the whole thing.

Then we'd most definitely not be peeps.