Never an okay sound

I'm at work rather early this morning--with month-end comes the delight of billing, hours approval, and invoice proofing. No one from my team is in yet, but there's someone in the next bay over slurping some kind of beverage this morning. The sound is awful. (Isn't slurping always?) They way he's been going at it, you'd think it was a 44 ounce coffee.

 

I just checked. It's not. And the man is kind of a creeper. He's also really mean on the phone.