The English Barrista

I'm not so much of a morning person. But I was sitting on my 7AM flight from SLC to Las Vegas, and this was the entertaining conversation I overheard.

AltaRockStar (who apparently works at a coffee house other than Starbucks): " So, they'll come in, all asking for a grande, or tall, or venti, and I'm like, "I don't speak Spanish."

GoodNaturedManNextToHim: "Well what kind of barrista are you?"

AltaRockStar: "An English one."

Oh boy. Some people will always speak louder in public places than necessary. AND be dumber than bricks.