Dear Mass. Gov. Mitt Romney:As you finalize your decision in declaring your candidacy for the Presidency, we came up with two win-win options for potential running mates:
1. Condoleezza Rice - Those who won't vote for you based on your Mormon faith probably wouldn't vote for a woman, or an African-American. Those who vote based on demographics will rule one of the two of you out anyway. You may, however, pick up the feminist or the black vote.
2. Sen. Orrin G. Hatch - If they're gonna vote for one Mormon, they may as well vote for two Mormons.
2 comments:
I saw this and thought of you:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Chain-from-Starburst-Wrappers
If you're looking for additional criteria not to elect Mitt Romney, I don't think I could vote for someone whose name is a synonym for "glove."
Post a Comment