1. Mullets that are 2+ feet long are even less excusable than your standard fare mullet--a mullet that long doesn't just appear over night, it takes a lot of forethought and planning. You don't wake up one day and just say, "Hey, I think I'll have a 2+ foot long mullet."2. The waiter at Chili's who looks like my 5th-grade, clarinet-playing music teacher really does work every night.
3. Accidentally kicking over an open vile of "clean linen" air freshener on top of an open heat vent will in fact cause your room to fill with fumes and scent so strongly that, fearing for your life, you have to open your window (35 degrees outside mind you) for ventilation, and then, still able to smell the clean linen through your linens, decide to give the couch a go for a few hours.
4. Sleeping with the heat on in our house, will in fact wake you up and force you to shed the socks, sweatshirt, and beanie you went to sleep with. In hunt of cooler sleeping conditions, it's okay to return to slightly-less smelly, better-ventilated room and fall into fitful slumber for the remaining two hours of the night.
5. Staying up, chit-chatting until 2am isn't as easy as it used to be.
6. Yesterday's makeup will always still be yesterday's makeup.
7. Above all else, clean linen smelling clothes isn't the worst thing that could happen to you. For worst thing possible, See #1.
4 comments:
That is DEFINATELY the same guy we have looked at, laughed at and loved!!! My goal by the end of the season is to get to know that man!
sometimes your life is so interesting i get a bit jealous.
OMG... I long for the days I could stay up until 4 and sleep until 11. As you can see, it's 8.15 on a Saturday morning and I'm wide awake. I AM OLD.
Nothing like a good mullet spotting.
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