Do you know how hard life is without scissors? Someone should find the inventor of scissors and give him a raise.
My iPod finally came in the mail. My second iPod.
For those who haven't heard the sad, sad story; iPod Uno fell out of my pocket in the driveway one day before work. Then the rains came down and the floods came up and iPod Uno died in a shallow watery grave. For sad.
iPod Dos arrived with little fanfare this afternoon courtesy of FedEx. Returning from Subway (it's Turkey Wednesday people!) I was elated to find the brown box on my desk. I set about immediately trying to unearth the Dos.
No scissors to be found.
Tape is strong! I am not!
Nonetheless, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth ensured my solid victory.
But really, who do you think invented scissors? A strange question I've never thought about before. Guess I'll go do some investigative journalism and report back.
Until then! Pray that Dos lasts longer than the Uno!
5 comments:
scissors were most likely invented by early egyptians, however, they were perfected by a dude named Robert Hinchcliffe who was then the first self-proclaimed "fine scissor manufacturer"
now you don't have to do any investigation.
PLEASE tell me you knew that off the top of your head.
Sad story as follows:
The last five or six days I have been checking your blog at least two or three times a day to see if you've got a new update yet. Unfortunately, my internet had it stuck on the Babysitters blog a few days ago. Imagine my great happiness to find you had about 13000 new blogs. i love you!
dos means 2 in spanish! just in case anyone was confused.
don't worry... i'm bilingual because of sesame street!
I have found that a sharp pocket knife is much more usefull/functional than scissors. If you want, i'll send you one for your birthday.
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