I'm a sucker; I clicked on this link. Because inquiring minds want to know the answers to these burning questions... I was disappointed to find this link to MSN's Live Earth page and how Evangelical Christians weigh in on Greenery. Blah blah blah. I didn't even read the article. Instead, I compiled my own list. Feel free to add:Cars Jesus Might Have Driven
- Chevy Capurnum
- Hummer day3
- Porsche Parable
- Dodge Nazareth
- Jeep Samaritan
- Honda Reward
- Kolobvan
- Mercedes Miracle
- Resurrection Rover
- Honda Spiritual
- Jeep Jericho
- Dodge Disciple*
- Ford Fasting
Cars Jesus Wouldn't Have Driven
- Volvo Vice
- Pontiac Pilot
- Honda Civic
- Range Roman
- Mercedes Sinz
- Dodge Goat*
- Mazda 666*
- IsuJew*
And surely, he drove a Hyundai on Sunday.
*updates!
5 comments:
pontiac pilot? brilliant. seriously brilliant.
well, no one's gonna top that...
Maybe no one else is as worried about appearing as sacrelig as I am... yikes. Is this post out of line?
Natalie, he drove a Hybrid. Save the earrrrrrrrrrrth.
Amusing list for sure. But in all seriousness Jesus would drive an International Scout or a Volkswagen Gremlin.
Hilarious! I like it!
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