Either way, the first day of my next stage of professional eternity is half complete. And for your mid-day enjoyment, we shall play GoodNews/BadNews Moment.
GoodNews: the receptionist answers the phone, "Good Morning, Houghton Mifflin." I mentally giggled at least thrice.
BadNews: the floors and cubicles are such a maze I was literally wandering around lost. Not super enjoyable for the heels I'm wearing.
GoodNews: my cubicle is on a different floor than the rest of my team and is rather spacious ensuring some privacy.
BadNews: my security badge photo is off center and not very cute. HelLO forehead!
GoodNews: the vending machine has SKITTLES!
BadNews: the vending machine with said SKITTLES! won't take my exact (or non-exact change). Plot foiled!
GoodNews: I'm getting a new PC and should have full access to "the goods." No sabbatical here.
BadNews: said PC has not been delivered yet and I'm still blogging from my phone. Boo!
Okay folks; one Diet Pepsi and a bag of cool ranch Doritos down and lunch is over!