Time.
Money.
Car & Driver.
Cosmo Girl!
This was the selection of reading material. Why-o-why-o-why is this the menu of choices? WHY does Jiffy Lube have Cosmo Girl! magazine? They may as well have had a ZBop or YM. Talk about strange.
Nonetheless, in my pre-holy hours of the morning I needed the lightest of fluff to occupy my wait time. I learned the 5 things a guy is looking for in a girlfriend, what guys dig about a girl's MySpace page, what makeup is totally hawt for prom, and how to bargain with your rents to get what you really want.
Should I have:
a) stuck with looking at the pictures of 12-year-olds playing dress-up
b) taken the quiz "Are you a Fabu-Diva?"
c) put the magazine down and struck up conversation with the skeevy man staring at me
d) slept in and taken the bus to NYC
e) ___________________
4 comments:
e) given the skeevy man behind the counter the "are you a fabu-diva quiz".
oh and don't you just LOVE those pre-teen girly magz that always shorten sentences and try to sound AWESOME with their teen-slang with crap like "hawt" or "rents" it makes my skin crawl
Isn't it 'rents? Or did they ditch the apostrophe?
Truthfully, I miss the good ol' "parentals" from our day.
And i thought you were going to fill me in on what the five things i look for in a girlfriend were, or what i dig about a girls myspace page! Work with me here. You know that would've made leeway for some pretty great commenting...
Umm... B. Duh.
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